Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Randomize
