I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
