On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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