I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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