so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I fill condoms, not promises.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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