Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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