True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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