Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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