I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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