last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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