I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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