i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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