their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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