either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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