problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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