That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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