I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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