What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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