Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize