This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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