Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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