oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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