Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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