Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
