She is in my trunk
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
