"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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