That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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