? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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