***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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