Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You can't special order awesome
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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