So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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