If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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