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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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