it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Rumble strips road head = magical
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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