Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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