All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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