Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
so explain again why im purple
no
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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