He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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