Operation Purity has been aborted
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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