Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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