is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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