He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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