I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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