he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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