"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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