what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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