you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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