Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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