somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Pooping to opera.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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