I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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